"Using Access400 software...it's not so much database programming as it is reverse engineering a Stargate while being fed on by a Wraith." - me, explaining why I just now realized the FULLNAME field cut off people's last names.
"It's like reading porn mags when they're sitting on a bear trap as a way to remind you not to read porn mags." - me, explaining why there's FULLNAME field in the first place.
![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small}
jarodrussell's journal
